Uhz been a long time uhz writ any shyt here but uhz been buzzy uhz had a niglet uhz made sum gud ghetto lobstah uhz no have da niglet no mo uhz not seen it sins uhz made dat ghetto lobstah it was a butt ugly lil chimp too uhz cannat remembah wot uhz dun wiv it uhz bin huffin a load o jenkem
Uhz woz also pissed cos muh hair fell out muh doctah sez no put no mo bleach but if uhz go like nashural uhz look like uh nappy headed ho so now uhz beez uh skinhead an sheeet
