Happy Kwanzaa an sheeet

Yo yo yo dis beez me J'QueQue LaTrine beez poppin out a niglet fo Kwanzaa muh homie Leroy sez dat dey dooz free bitch neuterin at da vet so mebbe uz beez takin LaTrine when she pops da niglet out uhz donno wot she beez callin it she sez she calls it LaKeishita if it beez a hoe but if it beez a pimp uhz gotta tink offa name fo it mebbe uhz calls it Leroy Junior cos uh tink he beez da babydaddy or but LaTrine sez she beez likin Prince Kwanzaa Klaus Pimp Daddy de Second dat beez da piff fo sho

Buy a piece o LaTrine fo Kwanzaa

All yos wanna piece o muh ass yo kin git yo own piece o LaTrine fo Kwanzaa in muh sto

Muh Dawl - Only $99!!!!
Yo kin also git da lifesize dawl made 2 order dat beez costin $999 uh aint no cheeep crak ho

Dem selebritees all wanna piece o LaTrine, dey bin tellin dem noose papers an sheeet!

Git one now mudddafugggas!!!!