Uhz gotta leave da muddaland quick - help!!!!

Uhz need a plane tickit fast outta here, I no care were but I gotta get outta here fast!!!

Uhz bin akused of robbin dese niggas cellphones an killin dem an sheet!

Uhz neva done no shit!!!! Uhz bin inasent. But dem niggas r sayin it beez LaTrine wot killed em niggas. Dey wanna send muh black ass to jail an stone me an sheeet.

Uhz wanna git back to civilisashun. Anyway, dem niggas heer cannat afford a piece o LaTrine. Uhz bin a high maintenanse gurl