Some dirty ass nigga put da voodoo spell an shit on muh black ass cos ah no wanna give him no akshun cos he be too smelly an da next day da popo come a knockin on muh door so ahs bin in da penitenshury fwo ah while. da popo sez ahz bin solisitin an shit so dey bin puttin muh black ass in da penitenshury an one fine day in muh cell ah found Jeezus!
No, not dat whitey wot hangs about in da church, dis be anothah Jeezus - he be one of da guards an ah found him nekkid in muh bunk afta ah come bak from muh ablooshuns.
Jeezus sez if uh give him some lubbin he be gettin muh black ass outta dat penitenshury - he be some horny nigga so ah gits muhself nekkid and gits inta da bunk an we have some hot lubbin. So he gits muh outta there an now he be muh new pimp daddy.
J'QueQue wanna beat his black wetback ass but uh tells J'QueQue he can be muh pimp daddy too, iz bin called job sharin an shit. So uhs bin a buzzy carreer gal. Uhs gonna be gettin muhself dat dere Xbox an shit so ahs can shoot somma dirty voodoo niggaz in dat dere Resident Evil Voodoo Nigga 5!!!!
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Latrine, I can't bother to speak niggero. Please defer to common niggro language so I cans understands what you sayin.' Please!
this has gotta be a joke, right? ya'll know "Latrine" is another word for "toilet", right?
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