Ah iz worf it!

Dat Lo Real folks bin callin ma 2day. Dey tells ma LaTrine, wiz bin wantin a fine black wimmin like yoself to do advertishin fwo our sham-pooh.

Ah tellz dem white folk dat ah iz proud black wimmin an like all proud black wimmin ahz got dis nappy hair an ahz no uze no sham-poo, ah uze paintbrush cleener from da hardware store, sheeesh!

Dem white folk say dat no matter LaTrine, yo jus sez yo bin uzin da sham-poo. But ah iz an honest black wimmin (J'QueQue sez to put dat in muh blawg even thou I bin shopliftin da groceries from dat Kooreean win ah can but a gurl gotta do wot ah gurl gotta do) ah no be tellin no lies (well ah tell Leroy he be muh babyfadda but ah no sho).