Uh beez workin on da new website

Uh beez busy an sheet uh beez workin on muh new website uhz got muh own domain an sheeeet at www.latrinejakscoon.com

Muh boo J'QueQue beez sortin it all out fo me

Uhz also been 2 eeegyp 2 search fo muh roots

Muh great great great great great great great great great great great granmammy LeTranny beez egypshun an sheeet an she culd fly an sheeeet too

Dat beez her pikshure

Wazzup muh niggahs!

Uhz been a long time uhz writ any shyt here but uhz been buzzy uhz had a niglet uhz made sum gud ghetto lobstah uhz no have da niglet no mo uhz not seen it sins uhz made dat ghetto lobstah it was a butt ugly lil chimp too uhz cannat remembah wot uhz dun wiv it uhz bin huffin a load o jenkem

Uhz woz also pissed cos muh hair fell out muh doctah sez no put no mo bleach but if uhz go like nashural uhz look like uh nappy headed ho so now uhz beez uh skinhead an sheeet

Happy Kwanzaa an sheeet

Yo yo yo dis beez me J'QueQue LaTrine beez poppin out a niglet fo Kwanzaa muh homie Leroy sez dat dey dooz free bitch neuterin at da vet so mebbe uz beez takin LaTrine when she pops da niglet out uhz donno wot she beez callin it she sez she calls it LaKeishita if it beez a hoe but if it beez a pimp uhz gotta tink offa name fo it mebbe uhz calls it Leroy Junior cos uh tink he beez da babydaddy or but LaTrine sez she beez likin Prince Kwanzaa Klaus Pimp Daddy de Second dat beez da piff fo sho

Buy a piece o LaTrine fo Kwanzaa

All yos wanna piece o muh ass yo kin git yo own piece o LaTrine fo Kwanzaa in muh sto

Muh Dawl - Only $99!!!!
Yo kin also git da lifesize dawl made 2 order dat beez costin $999 uh aint no cheeep crak ho

Dem selebritees all wanna piece o LaTrine, dey bin tellin dem noose papers an sheeet!

Git one now mudddafugggas!!!!

Uhz gotta leave da muddaland quick - help!!!!

Uhz need a plane tickit fast outta here, I no care were but I gotta get outta here fast!!!

Uhz bin akused of robbin dese niggas cellphones an killin dem an sheet!

Uhz neva done no shit!!!! Uhz bin inasent. But dem niggas r sayin it beez LaTrine wot killed em niggas. Dey wanna send muh black ass to jail an stone me an sheeet.

Uhz wanna git back to civilisashun. Anyway, dem niggas heer cannat afford a piece o LaTrine. Uhz bin a high maintenanse gurl

Uh goez bak 2 muh roots

Dis nigga bin tellin me dat dey be no LaTrine in da muddaland. He bin reedin sum beebeesee website
So I dun a lotta tricks afta bustin muh ass outta da penitenshury and I gits a ticket 2 visit muh auntie LaSlutta
Uhz bin thinkin uhz give dem brothas in da muddaland a piece of muh booty. Uhz even git a new Africoon dress, all de niggaz tellin muh LaTrine, you beez da bomb gurl.

Uhz bin lovin it in da muddaland, an I gits lotsa jenkum an mo money fwom YT

Ah found Jeezus!

Some dirty ass nigga put da voodoo spell an shit on muh black ass cos ah no wanna give him no akshun cos he be too smelly an da next day da popo come a knockin on muh door so ahs bin in da penitenshury fwo ah while. da popo sez ahz bin solisitin an shit so dey bin puttin muh black ass in da penitenshury an one fine day in muh cell ah found Jeezus!

No, not dat whitey wot hangs about in da church, dis be anothah Jeezus - he be one of da guards an ah found him nekkid in muh bunk afta ah come bak from muh ablooshuns.

Jeezus sez if uh give him some lubbin he be gettin muh black ass outta dat penitenshury - he be some horny nigga so ah gits muhself nekkid and gits inta da bunk an we have some hot lubbin. So he gits muh outta there an now he be muh new pimp daddy.

J'QueQue wanna beat his black wetback ass but uh tells J'QueQue he can be muh pimp daddy too, iz bin called job sharin an shit. So uhs bin a buzzy carreer gal. Uhs gonna be gettin muhself dat dere Xbox an shit so ahs can shoot somma dirty voodoo niggaz in dat dere Resident Evil Voodoo Nigga 5!!!!